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Things not to say during sex Things NOT to say during sex!!
1) I have to poop.
2) Smile for the camera!
3) Get off me, i'll do it myself!
4) This is your first time... right?
5) You're almost as good as my ex!
6) When is this supposed to feel good?
7) I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!
8) I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.
9) Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
10) Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!
11) On second thought, let's turn the lights off.
12) I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
13) But everybody looks funny naked!
14) Do I have to pay for this?
15) No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!
16) Actually, your sister likes it like this.
17) What's your name again?
18) Hold on, let me change the channel.
19) It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.
20) Uhhhhh... I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
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Recipe for Jade #2 |
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Jade #2 Recipe
A delicious recipe for Jade #2, with vodka, Hpnotiq® liqueur and pineapple juice.
Jade #2 Recipe Ingredients
1 oz vodka
1 oz Hpnotiq® liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice
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How to serve Jade #2 Recipe
| Combine all ingredients together in a cocktail shaker with a few ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and serve. |
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Nutritional Information for Jade #2 Recipe
(per 3 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 190
794
0 g
15.3 g
0.1 g
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Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0.1 g
15.2 g
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0 mg
16.3 g
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