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MAKING A POINT A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
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Recipe for James Bond |
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James Bond Recipe
A delicious recipe for James Bond, with vodka, Angostura® bitters, sugar and Champagne.
James Bond Recipe Ingredients
3/4 - 1 oz vodka
2 - 3 dashes Angostura® bitters
1 tsp sugar
4 oz Champagne
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How to serve James Bond Recipe
| Saturate a sugar cube or teaspoon of sugar in a champagne flute with angostura bitters. Add vodka, fill with champagne, and serve. |
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Nutritional Information for James Bond Recipe
(per 5.1 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 169
707
0 g
7.3 g
0 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0 g
5 g
0 mg
0 mg
24.5 g
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