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Family Pants Jack and Jill were getting married.
Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, "I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on."
"I can't wear these," she said.
"Darn right," he said, "I wear the pants in this family, and you'd better remember that."
"I think I'll try that on Jill," Jack said.
He went to Jill, took off his pants, and gave them to her.
"Put these on," he said.
Jill replied, "I can't wear these."
"Darn right. I wear the pants in this family and you'd better remember that," he said.
Then Jill took off her pants, gave them to him, and told him to put them on.
"I can't get in to these," he said.
"Darn right," Jill said. "And if you don't change your attitude you never will!"
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Recipe for Lack Affection |
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Lack Affection Recipe
A delicious recipe for Lack Affection, with Calvados® brandy, apricot brandy, apricot brandy and Amaretto Di Saronno® liqueur.
Lack Affection Recipe Ingredients
2 1/2 oz Calvados® brandy
1 oz apricot brandy
1 oz apricot brandy
1/2 oz Amaretto Di Saronno® liqueur
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How to serve Lack Affection Recipe
| Combine all ingredients together in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with aslice of apple or twist of peel, and serve. |
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Nutritional Information for Lack Affection Recipe
(per 5 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 418
1748
12 g
33.5 g
0 g
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Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0 g
26.3 g
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0 mg
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