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What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity

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45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

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Because those men already have boyfriends.

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After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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A golden retriever.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

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When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."

Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people could have sex, too.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

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Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

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A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."


 
Recipe for Laser Beam Shot

Laser Beam Shot Recipe

A delicious recipe for Laser Beam Shot, with Midori® melon liqueur, Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps and Jagermeister® herbal liqueur.

Laser Beam Shot Recipe Ingredients

1/3 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1/3 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1/3 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur


How to serve Laser Beam Shot Recipe

Chill the ingredients beforehand. Layer ingredients, in order, into a shot glass; Midori at the bottom (or other melon schnapps), Goldschlager, Jagermeister at the top.
Shot Glass

Nutritional Information for Laser Beam Shot Recipe

(per 1 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

95
398
0 g
11.1 g
0 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
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-
-
9.6 g

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