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Toilet Paper Differences

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.

"Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager,
"but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?"

"Well," he replies pointing out one brand,
"this is as soft as a baby's kiss. It's $1.50 per roll."

He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft as a bunny,
strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll."

Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her,
"We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."
"Give me the No Name," she says.



She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says,
"Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper.
I call it John Wayne."

"Why?" he asks.

"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off anybody!"


 
Recipe for Lemon Drop #4

Lemon Drop #4 Recipe

A delicious recipe for Lemon Drop #4, with Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum, sugar and lemon.

Lemon Drop #4 Recipe Ingredients

1 1/2 oz Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum
1 tbsp sugar
1 lemon wedge


How to serve Lemon Drop #4 Recipe

Fill a shot glass with rum. Dip lemon wedge in sugar, bite and hold the juice in your mouth. Shoot the rum and lick your lips.
Shot Glass

Nutritional Information for Lemon Drop #4 Recipe

(per 2 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

144
606
0 g
14.7 g
0 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
-
0 mg
12 mg
14.9 g

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