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Recipe for Light Sangria With Pineapple |
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Light Sangria With Pineapple Recipe
A delicious recipe for Light Sangria With Pineapple, with lemon juice, ginger ale, apple juice, dry white wine, pineapple, apple and ice cubes.
Light Sangria With Pineapple Recipe Ingredients
2 tbsp lemon juice
1 bottle ginger ale
2 cups apple juice
1 bottle dry white wine
1 cup pineapple chunks
1 sour apple
12 ice cubes
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How to serve Light Sangria With Pineapple Recipe
Dissolve the sugar in the apple juice. Add pineapple (you can also add the liquid from the pineapple tin). Peel and cut the apple. Mix all the ingredients except the ale and the ice which you add before serving.
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