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Things not to say during sex

Things NOT to say during sex!!

1) I have to poop.

2) Smile for the camera!

3) Get off me, i'll do it myself!

4) This is your first time... right?

5) You're almost as good as my ex!

6) When is this supposed to feel good?

7) I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!

8) I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.

9) Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.

10) Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!

11) On second thought, let's turn the lights off.

12) I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!

13) But everybody looks funny naked!

14) Do I have to pay for this?

15) No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!

16) Actually, your sister likes it like this.

17) What's your name again?

18) Hold on, let me change the channel.

19) It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.

20) Uhhhhh... I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.


 
Recipe for Limona Corona

Limona Corona Recipe

A delicious recipe for Limona Corona, with Corona® Extra lager and Bacardi® Limon rum.

Limona Corona Recipe Ingredients

1 bottle Corona® Extra lager
1 oz Bacardi® Limon rum


How to serve Limona Corona Recipe

Open the corona. Fill the empty space in the neck in the bottle with the rum. The bottle should be filled to the top. Plug the bottle with your thumb or the palm of your hand. Turn the bottle upside-down so the rum and beer mix. Turn the bottle rightside-up, unplug, and drink.


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