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TOP TEN TRICKS TO LIVEN UP A MEETING 1 Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.
2 Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.
3 During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm.
4 Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming.
5 Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it.
6 Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while, burst into tears, then leave the room.
7 Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points.
8 When there is a call for questions, lean back in your chair, prop your feet up on the table, smile contentedly, and say, "Well, here's the way I see it, J.B..." (or any other impressive-sounding initials that are not actually your boss's.)
9 Complain loudly that your neighbour won't stop touching you. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.
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Bring a small mountain of computer printouts to the meeting. If possible, include some old-fashioned fanfold paper for dramatic effect. Every time the speaker makes a point, pretend to check it in one of the printouts. Pretend to find substantiating evidence there. Nod vigorously, and say "uh-huh, uh-huh!"
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Recipe for Long Island Milkshake |
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Long Island Milkshake Recipe
A delicious recipe for Long Island Milkshake, with vodka, rum, gin, tequila, triple sec, ice, cream, sugar, creme de cacao and vanilla extract.
Long Island Milkshake Recipe Ingredients
1 shot vodka
1 shot rum
1 shot gin
1/2 shot tequila
1/2 shot triple sec
4 oz ice
2 oz cream
4 sugar cubes
1 shot creme de cacao
1 - 2 drops vanilla extract
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How to serve Long Island Milkshake Recipe
In a large blender cup, add ice, sugar cubes, creme de cacao, vanilla extract (optional), and the cream. Mix for no more than 5-10 seconds.
Add the alcoholic beverages in no particular order, then hit the "frappe" or "whip" button on the blender for 15-20 seconds, or until you can see that all the ingredients are well-blended, but before you over-blend and start the ice melting too fast.
Serve in a pre-chilled collins glass. No garnish required, serve with a large-diameter straw. |
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Nutritional Information for Long Island Milkshake Recipe
(per 7 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 510
2135
11.6 g
22.7 g
11.6 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0 g
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51 g
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