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dumb wives

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!"

The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The third, a blond male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a penis!


 
Recipe for Machiavelli Pina Colada

Machiavelli Pina Colada Recipe

A delicious recipe for Machiavelli Pina Colada, with amarula cream liqueur, whipping cream, pineapple juice and Hennessy® cognac.

Machiavelli Pina Colada Recipe Ingredients

3 oz amarula cream liqueur
3 oz whipping cream
3 oz pineapple juice
1 oz Hennessy® cognac


How to serve Machiavelli Pina Colada Recipe

Combine all ingredients togehter in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and empty contents into a pina-colada glass. Garnish with a pineapple wedge, and serve.
Pina Colada Glass

Nutritional Information for Machiavelli Pina Colada Recipe

(per 10 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

607
2541
17.5 g
51.2 g
2.7 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0.2 g
47.6 g
-
36 mg
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