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A blind guy's mistake

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.


 
Recipe for Mad Cow

Mad Cow Recipe

A delicious recipe for Mad Cow, with Kahlua® coffee liqueur, cream and 151 proof rum.

Mad Cow Recipe Ingredients

1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part cream
1 part 151 proof rum


How to serve Mad Cow Recipe

Mix in a shaker one-quarter filled with ice and pour into a liberal shot glass.
Shot Glass

Nutritional Information for Mad Cow Recipe

(per 1 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

60
251
1.9 g
4.2 g
0.3 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
-
6 mg
-
9.6 g

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