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Redneck in the Ghetto

There may be a redneck in the ghetto if . . .

. . . somebody says, "Yo man" and he says, "Yo mama."

. . . someone says Ho, he starts looking for cotton the chop.

. . . he thinks he can leave his rifle mounted in the back of his parked pickup truck overnight.

. . . girls walking the streets ask him for a date, and he feels this is his lucky day.

. . . he hears a guy standing on the street saying, "Crack, Crack, Crack," and he pulls up his bluejeans.

. . . he thinks greens is something you play golf on.

. . . his wife tells him she is being blackmailed and he wants to know what dude she is having an affair with.

. . . he thinks it would be funny to go out as a ghost on Halloween, and run around the ghetto with a white sheet over his head.

. . . someone asks him for a forty, and he gives them two twenty dollar bills.

. . . he walks up to the local basketball court and says, "You BOYS are making to much noise."


 
Recipe for Masala Chai #2

Masala Chai #2 Recipe

A delicious recipe for Masala Chai #2, with water, cinnamon, cardamom, cloves, milk, sugar and tea.

Masala Chai #2 Recipe Ingredients

1 1/2 cups water
1 cinnamon stick
8 cardamom pods
8 whole cloves
2/3 cup milk
sugar
3 tsp tea leaves


How to serve Masala Chai #2 Recipe

1. Put water in a saucepan. Add the cinnamon, cardamom, and cloves and bring to a boil. Cover, turn heat to low and simmer for 10 minutes.

2. Add the milk and sugar and bring to simmer again. Throw in the tea leaves, cover, and turn off the heat. Sit for 2 minutes.

3. Strain the tea into two cups and serve immediately.


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