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wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"
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Recipe for Morning Dew |
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Morning Dew Recipe
A delicious recipe for Morning Dew, with Mountain Dew® citrus soda, orange juice and Southern Comfort® peach liqueur.
Morning Dew Recipe Ingredients
8 liters Mountain Dew® citrus soda 64 oz orange juice 1 bottle Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
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How to serve Morning Dew Recipe
| Pour ingredients into a punch bowl and stir. Add cherries or grenadine. |
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Nutritional Information for Morning Dew Recipe
(per 359.5 oz serving)
Calories (kcal) Energy (kj) Fats Carbohydrates Protein
| 5848 24469 3.8 g 1136.5 g 14.1 g
| Fiber Sugars Cholesterol Sodium Alcohol
| 3.8 g - 0 mg 934 mg 248.1 g
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