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Osama's Valentine

Little Josh comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

His father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama bin Laden," David says.

"Why Osama bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

"Well," Josh says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "Josh, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Josh says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."


 
Recipe for Motel Wrecker

Motel Wrecker Recipe

A delicious recipe for Motel Wrecker, with Mandarine Napoleon® orange liqueur, cognac, coffee, whipping cream and sugar syrup.

Motel Wrecker Recipe Ingredients

3/4 oz Mandarine Napoleon® orange liqueur
1/3 oz cognac
1 1/2 oz cold black coffee
3/4 oz whipping cream
1/3 oz sugar syrup


How to serve Motel Wrecker Recipe

Shake and strain into a champagne saucer.
Champagne Saucer

Nutritional Information for Motel Wrecker Recipe

(per 3.7 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

175
735
4.6 g
17.7 g
0.7 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
16.8 g
-
16 mg
12.2 g

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