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Addicted to Internet Porn Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn
- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.
- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.
- When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."
- Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."
- He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.
- Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.
- When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."
- You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.
- As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.
- During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"
- His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.
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Recipe for Mountain Dang |
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Mountain Dang Recipe
A delicious recipe for Mountain Dang, with Mountain Dew® citrus soda and Tang® powdered soft drink.
Mountain Dang Recipe Ingredients
3 parts Mountain Dew® citrus soda 1 part Tang® powdered soft drink
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How to serve Mountain Dang Recipe
Fill a glass (ice optional) three-quarters full with mountain dew. Add tang to taste.
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