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Toilet Paper Differences A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.
"Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager,
"but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?"
"Well," he replies pointing out one brand,
"this is as soft as a baby's kiss. It's $1.50 per roll."
He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft as a bunny,
strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll."
Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her,
"We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."
"Give me the No Name," she says.
She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says,
"Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper.
I call it John Wayne."
"Why?" he asks.
"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off anybody!"
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Recipe for Norwegian Hunting Mixture Bowl |
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Norwegian Hunting Mixture Bowl Recipe
A delicious recipe for Norwegian Hunting Mixture Bowl, with alcohol, lemonade, lemons, oranges and grapefruits.
Norwegian Hunting Mixture Bowl Recipe Ingredients
2 gal alcohol
5 gal lemonade
3 kg lemons
4 kg oranges
3 kg grapefruits
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How to serve Norwegian Hunting Mixture Bowl Recipe
1. Fill a a large clean mixing bowl with approx. 2 gallon pure alcohol and 5 gallon lemonade.
2. Add approx. 10 kg. fresh fruits; lemon, grapefruit and oranges. Mix the items together for approx. 2 minutes with a 4 HP outboard-motor with cooling - and exhaust system modified to not interfere with the mixture.
3. Can be served in all kind of glasses but preferably a jar called "Norges-glass". |
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Nutritional Information for Norwegian Hunting Mixture Bowl Recipe
(per 1248.7 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 74682
312469
61.8 g
6463.2 g
344.9 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 635.6 g
5580.9 g
0 mg
2493 mg
6894.7 g
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