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Recipe for Obadoba

Obadoba Recipe

A delicious recipe for Obadoba, with milk, cocoa powder, whipped cream and salt.

Obadoba Recipe Ingredients

1 gal milk
10 tsp sweetened cocoa powder
1 1/2 oz whipped cream
salt


How to serve Obadoba Recipe

Heat the milk, and add it to the salt and cocoa powder in a tall glass. Place some whipped cream on top and serve.
Collins Glass

Nutritional Information for Obadoba Recipe

(per 131.2 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

4112
17207
268.6 g
222 g
228.1 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

15.7 g
0.9 g
1010 mg
1625 mg
0 g

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