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How Big an old boy are you

Earl was enjoying his normal Saturday afternoon activities, (watching bass fishing, eating pork rinds, and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon) when his wife came storming in the trailer.

"I want you to get up and kick this guy's ass!" she exclaimed.

Earl, being a man of pride, jumped up and said, "What did that bastard do to you?"

She said, "Well I was at the market and I dropped a melon, when I went down to pick it up he looked under my dress."

Earl was fuming now!

Then he looked me in the eyes and said, "I would like to fill you up with ice cream and eat it all up!"

Hearing this Earl immediately sat back down.

She replied, "Well aren't you gonna do something?"

Earl looked at her and said, "I'm not gonna fuck with anyone who can eat that much ice cream."


 
Recipe for Pink Penocha

Pink Penocha Recipe

A delicious recipe for Pink Penocha, with Everclear® alcohol, Absolut® vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and cranberry juice.

Pink Penocha Recipe Ingredients

3/4 liter Everclear® alcohol
1 3/4 liters Absolut® vodka
1 3/4 liters peach schnapps
1 gal orange juice
1 gal cranberry juice


How to serve Pink Penocha Recipe

Mix all ingredients in a punch bowl. Keep chilled, and stir frequently.
Punch Bowl

Nutritional Information for Pink Penocha Recipe

(per 399.7 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

16810
70333
12.8 g
1296.3 g
43.6 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

11.5 g
1206.4 g
0 mg
120 mg
1739.9 g

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