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Things not to say during sex

Things NOT to say during sex!!

1) I have to poop.

2) Smile for the camera!

3) Get off me, i'll do it myself!

4) This is your first time... right?

5) You're almost as good as my ex!

6) When is this supposed to feel good?

7) I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!

8) I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.

9) Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.

10) Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!

11) On second thought, let's turn the lights off.

12) I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!

13) But everybody looks funny naked!

14) Do I have to pay for this?

15) No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!

16) Actually, your sister likes it like this.

17) What's your name again?

18) Hold on, let me change the channel.

19) It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.

20) Uhhhhh... I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.


 
Recipe for Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy Recipe

A delicious recipe for Poison Ivy, with Aftershock® Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps and Kahlua® coffee liqueur.

Poison Ivy Recipe Ingredients

1/2 shot Aftershock® Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps
1/2 shot Kahlua® coffee liqueur


How to serve Poison Ivy Recipe

Pour chilled ingredients into a shot glass, either layered in order, or mixed together.
Shot Glass

Nutritional Information for Poison Ivy Recipe

(per 1 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

78
327
0 g
11.2 g
0 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
11.1 g
-
-
9.4 g

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