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Cosmetic Surgery A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this it?"
God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."
Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.
She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?"
God replied, "Shirley! I'm sorry but I didn't recognize you!"
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Raspberry Citrus Punch Recipe
A delicious recipe for Raspberry Citrus Punch, with pineapples, orange juice, water, sugar, raspberries, grapefruit juice, soda water and ginger ale.
Raspberry Citrus Punch Recipe Ingredients
92 oz canned pineapples
8 cups strained orange juice
4 cups water
2 cups sugar
1 cup raspberries
46 oz can grapefruit juice
2 qt chilled soda water
2 qt chilled ginger ale
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How to serve Raspberry Citrus Punch Recipe
1. Force raspberries through a sieve to remove the seeds.
2. Combine sugar and water in saucepan. Bring to a boil and boil until sugar is dissolved to make a simple syrup.
2. Combine orange juice, raspberries, pineapple juice, grapefruit juice and simple syrup. Chill. When ready to serve, add soda water and ginger ale. (Serves 100.)
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