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Things not to say during sex

Things NOT to say during sex!!

1) I have to poop.

2) Smile for the camera!

3) Get off me, i'll do it myself!

4) This is your first time... right?

5) You're almost as good as my ex!

6) When is this supposed to feel good?

7) I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!

8) I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.

9) Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.

10) Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!

11) On second thought, let's turn the lights off.

12) I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!

13) But everybody looks funny naked!

14) Do I have to pay for this?

15) No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!

16) Actually, your sister likes it like this.

17) What's your name again?

18) Hold on, let me change the channel.

19) It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.

20) Uhhhhh... I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.


 
Recipe for Rocket Fuel #2

Rocket Fuel #2 Recipe

A delicious recipe for Rocket Fuel #2, with Champagne, white wine, vodka, gin, pineapple juice and orange juice.

Rocket Fuel #2 Recipe Ingredients

2 bottles Champagne
4 liters white wine
1 bottle vodka
1 bottle gin
1 liter pineapple juice
2 liters orange juice


How to serve Rocket Fuel #2 Recipe

Mix champagne, non-sparkling white wine, vodka, gin, and juice in a 10 liter punch bowl.
Punch Bowl

Nutritional Information for Rocket Fuel #2 Recipe

(per 336.7 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

8693
36374
5.1 g
437.6 g
18.3 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

6.1 g
319.5 g
0 mg
31 mg
1197.2 g

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