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The Rooster & The Cat The Rooster & The Cat!
A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a
big bag of cat food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to
the other side and sees a huge bag of chicken feed which instantly makes
his mouth water. Beside the bag of feed is a small cat that is hungrily
eyeing the cat food on his side.
The two look at each other and wonder what to do. The rooster says, "I
know, if we run & jump high enough we should be able to make it to the
other side."
The cat responds "OK, let's give it a try"
The rooster heads back about 15 feet, makes a run for it and jumps as
high as he can. He flaps his wings like crazy and just makes it to the bag
and starts devouring the chicken feed.
The cat, now more motivated than ever, heads back about 20 feet and
makes a run for it. He jumps, and SPLASH! He lands right in the middle of the river.
The Moral of the Story:
For every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy!
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Recipe for Schmooze |
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Schmooze Recipe
A delicious recipe for Schmooze, with orange juice, 7-Up® soda and ice.
Schmooze Recipe Ingredients
12 oz orange juice
12 oz 7-Up® soda
ice
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How to serve Schmooze Recipe
| Add Orange Juice and 7-up. Stir. Add ice. |
| Highball Glass |
Nutritional Information for Schmooze Recipe
(per 24 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 315
1320
0.7 g
76.9 g
2.6 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0.7 g
69.5 g
0 mg
44 mg
0 g
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