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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and, as is the wont for engineers, starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks, "So how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flushing toilets and working escalators, and there's no telling what an engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"


 
Recipe for Seelbach Cocktail

Seelbach Cocktail Recipe

A delicious recipe for Seelbach Cocktail, with Champagne, bourbon whiskey, triple sec, Peychaud® bitters and Angostura® bitters.

Seelbach Cocktail Recipe Ingredients

4 oz quality Champagne
1 - 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/2 oz triple sec
7 dashes Peychaud® bitters
7 dashes Angostura® bitters


How to serve Seelbach Cocktail Recipe

Add bourbon, bitters, and triple sec first. Fill rest of glass with champagne. Depending on the size up your flute, you might need to put less bourbon in. Garnish with orange twist.
Champagne Flute

Nutritional Information for Seelbach Cocktail Recipe

(per 5.7 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

242
1015
0 g
12.7 g
0 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
7.1 g
-
0 mg
31.3 g

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