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ONE DAY WHILE SCAFFOLDING Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.
Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.
"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.
"Yep", replied Bob.
"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"
Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"
"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"
"Sure," Bob says.
"Why?" asks Jeff.
"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'
So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"
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Sex At My House Recipe
A delicious recipe for Sex At My House, with Amaretto Di Saronno® liqueur, Chambord® raspberry liqueur and pineapple juice.
Sex At My House Recipe Ingredients
3/4 oz Amaretto Di Saronno® liqueur
3/4 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
2 oz pineapple juice
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How to serve Sex At My House Recipe
| Pour all ingredients into shaker. Shake and strain. |
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Nutritional Information for Sex At My House Recipe
(per 3.5 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 195
816
0.1 g
29.7 g
0.2 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0.1 g
19 g
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0 mg
9.5 g
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