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YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRUNK WHEN... ? You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
? You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
? Job interfering with your drinking.
? Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
? Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
? The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
? Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
? 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
? Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
? You can focus better with one eye closed.
? The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
? Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
? Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
? Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
? At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
? Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
? You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
? The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
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Recipe for Simpson Solution |
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Simpson Solution Recipe
A delicious recipe for Simpson Solution, with vodka, DeKuyper® Peachtree schnapps and Sunny Delight® orange juice.
Simpson Solution Recipe Ingredients
750 ml vodka
750 ml DeKuyper® Peachtree schnapps
2 gal Sunny Delight® orange juice
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How to serve Simpson Solution Recipe
| Get a sports container like the All Sport or Gatorade ones at sports events and combine three ingredients together. Put in about 4-5 pounds of cocktail ice and watch it disappear faster than water! |
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Nutritional Information for Simpson Solution Recipe
(per 306.7 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 7414
31021
0 g
1147.6 g
0 g
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Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| -
1081.3 g
0 mg
3614 mg
460 g
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