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Family Pants

Jack and Jill were getting married.

Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, "I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on."

"I can't wear these," she said.

"Darn right," he said, "I wear the pants in this family, and you'd better remember that."

"I think I'll try that on Jill," Jack said.

He went to Jill, took off his pants, and gave them to her.

"Put these on," he said.

Jill replied, "I can't wear these."

"Darn right. I wear the pants in this family and you'd better remember that," he said.

Then Jill took off her pants, gave them to him, and told him to put them on.

"I can't get in to these," he said.

"Darn right," Jill said. "And if you don't change your attitude you never will!"


 
Recipe for Snow White

Snow White Recipe

A delicious recipe for Snow White, with Sprite® soda and Heineken® lager.

Snow White Recipe Ingredients

3 parts Sprite® soda
1 part Heineken® lager


How to serve Snow White Recipe

Place Sprite/7-Up into glass. Pour Heineken to top off. Mixture can be varied. Good summertime drink.
Beer Pilsner

Nutritional Information for Snow White Recipe

(per 12 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

147
616
0 g
31.8 g
0.3 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0.3 g
-
0 mg
58 mg
4.3 g

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