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alligator shoes and blonde A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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Recipe for The Liver Transplant |
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The Liver Transplant Recipe
A delicious recipe for The Liver Transplant, with vodka, rum, Southern Comfort® peach liqueur, amaretto almond liqueur, creme de almond, raspberry liqueur, orange juice, pineapple juice and sweet and sour mix.
The Liver Transplant Recipe Ingredients
1 1/2 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz rum
1 1/2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1 1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 1/2 oz creme de almond
1 1/2 oz raspberry liqueur
3 oz orange juice
3 oz pineapple juice
1 oz sweet and sour mix
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How to serve The Liver Transplant Recipe
| Pour over ice. Stir, dont shake. |
| Hurricane Glass |
Nutritional Information for The Liver Transplant Recipe
(per 16 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 900
3768
0.3 g
93.6 g
1.1 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0.5 g
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14 mg
79.7 g
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