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SPECIAL BLONDE DIET A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."
"No, from all that skipping."
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Recipe for Turkey Trot |
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Turkey Trot Recipe
A delicious recipe for Turkey Trot, with cranberry juice, 7-Up® soda and Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey.
Turkey Trot Recipe Ingredients
2 cups cranberry juice
2 cups 7-Up® soda
1 cup Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey
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How to serve Turkey Trot Recipe
| Mix with a stirrer in a pitcher then pour over ice into glasses. A thanksgiving tradition for the truly disfunctional family. |
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Nutritional Information for Turkey Trot Recipe
(per 40 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 980
4103
0.6 g
112.8 g
1.9 g
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Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0.5 g
112.1 g
0 mg
64 mg
97.5 g
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