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TESTING TIMES A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.
The bartender says "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!! GET OUT NOW!!" so the man picks up the monkey nad leaves.
Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out then eats it.
The bartender says " Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his ass then eat it?"
The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size"
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Recipe for Velvet Hammer #3 |
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Velvet Hammer #3 Recipe
A delicious recipe for Velvet Hammer #3, with Guinness® stout and Stoli® Vanil vodka.
Velvet Hammer #3 Recipe Ingredients
1 pint Guinness® stout 1 oz Stoli® Vanil vodka
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How to serve Velvet Hammer #3 Recipe
| Pour a regular Guinness into a beer pilsner. Wait for head to settle, then add vodka, and serve. |
| Beer Pilsner |
Nutritional Information for Velvet Hammer #3 Recipe
(per 17 oz serving)
Calories (kcal) Energy (kj) Fats Carbohydrates Protein
| 252 1054 0 g 18.1 g 1.6 g
| Fiber Sugars Cholesterol Sodium Alcohol
| - - 0 mg 48 mg 28.5 g
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