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Nothing Works

I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.

I ignored my wife's not-so-subtle hints about completing certain jobs around the house, but I didn't realize how much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor burned out in the middle of a seam. The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum cleaner and nothing happened.

She looked so stricken that I had to offer some consolation.

"That's okay, honey," I said. "You still have me."

She looked up at me with tears in her eyes. "Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!"


 
Recipe for Wild Berry Pop-Tart

Wild Berry Pop-Tart Recipe

A delicious recipe for Wild Berry Pop-Tart, with wildberry vodka, Smirnoff® vodka and strawberry schnapps.

Wild Berry Pop-Tart Recipe Ingredients

1 part wildberry vodka
1 part Smirnoff® vodka
1 part strawberry schnapps


How to serve Wild Berry Pop-Tart Recipe

Add all ingredients into a shot glass, slam it on the table and shoot it, followed promptly with a beer.
Shot Glass

Nutritional Information for Wild Berry Pop-Tart Recipe

(per 1 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

70
292
0 g
3 g
0 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
3 g
0 mg
0 mg
9.8 g

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