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Brother works for Microsoft Dear Editor,
I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.
My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.
Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.
I love this girl very much and want to marry her.
My problem is this:
Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?
Sincerely,
Larry
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Recipe for Yaka |
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Yaka Recipe
A delicious recipe for Yaka, with Absolut® vodka, Everclear® alcohol, lemonade, lemons and water.
Yaka Recipe Ingredients
1 fifth Absolut® vodka
1 fifth Everclear® alcohol
1 bag lemonade
7 slices lemons
2 qt water
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How to serve Yaka Recipe
| Combine the water and lemonade mix, following the directions on the lemonade mix. Add everclear and absolut vodka. Then add the lemon slices and shake to mix. Serve cold. |
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